Friday, June 10, 2011

1 Fact About The Japanese Hakujin Every Day

1) I always sneeze once in really bright sunlight
2) I've eaten an organic pop-tart every day for a year
3) I have strabismus, farsightedness, and an astigmatism in my eyeballs
4) One time I saw an albino chipmunk
5) When I was a baby I crawled with one leg in the air
6) Bubble tea fights are the greatest
7) I partake in the intake of free pizza at the Jewish club in my school every Tuesday
8) My middle name is Mack. Making my full name Zack Mack Shimmel
9) I have always called it a Handburger
10) About two years ago I had a dream completely in Japanese but didn't understand any of it
11) This number seems to bring about gonzo sort of things
12) I have about 500 pokemon figures stored in egg cartons
13) Haruki Murakami is my favorite author
14) Cats make my nose sniffle and my eyes sanguine
15) When I sneeze people duck for cover
16) After Japanese, I hope to one day also learn Portuguese
17) I work in at Has Beans five days a week but I don't drink coffee
18) There is a skylight in my room right above my pillow
19) I never chose to love Japan
20) Hayao Miyazaki is my favorite director
21) About two years ago I had a dream in Japanese and didn't understand any of it
22) I dress my Choco-kirspies with about two thirds soy, one third ice coffee
23) I only know about 200 kanji
24) My dresser is coated with about a million stamps that my dad collected
25) A bomb was thought to be placed in a stuffed ape which was found on the corner of the block from where I work. Two blocks were closed off and customers were being shooed away by some empty headed firemen. Of course it turned out to just be a monkey doll with an alarm clock strapped around it's body... I made no tips T_T

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